100%'s Love Letter~~!!! GENG!

亲爱的xxx:

　　我对你1见钟情,绝无2心,想照顾你3生3世,因为我偷偷上你的网站4次,你那迷人的5官,总让我6神无主,一颗心7 上8下,99不能平息,如果我的满分是10分,你一定不止11分,起码也该有12分,只可惜我讨厌13这个数字,不然你一定有14分,如果再加上你的聪明那又不止15分,16分你一定还嫌少,所以我给了你17分.

　　我今年18岁,再过几天就19岁,也就是我还未满20岁,今年大概会二一呗,所以得交22万的学费,其实我的智商是阿甘的23倍,只是,我24小时都在睡.

　　我猜你今年未满25岁,26我也无所谓,27跟我还是很配,28也不过才大我10岁,29的女人据说最美,30我会考虑考虑呗,31我应该没这么衰,32我会开始反胃,33我宁愿自己一个人睡,34你敢钓我,我娘也才35岁,但我还是想送你36朵玫瑰,但摸摸口袋我只剩37块,户头也只剩38 元,因为跟女友分手在39天前,手机每天得打40块人民币.

　　永远记得41天前,写下42句爱她的誓言,还有43种我想的永远,却只换来44CC真情的眼泪,加上45夜辗转难眠,老实说我打了46句废言,其实你该从47句开始看,但是你都看到了第48句,只写49又觉得怪怪的,那就哈啦到50,凑个整数吧!

　　第51句我要说声我想你,第52句我要说声我爱你,但第53句我暂时还没想到,所以直接跳过54句,来到55句,这时我想起56分前的你,不知道你有没有想起57分钟后的我?

　　我在这想了58分钟又59秒,我总共找到60种想你的念头,61个爱你的理由,62句适合我俩的情话,还有63段电影浪漫的邂逅,虽然我也找到你64个小缺点,但幸好我也找到你65个优点,尤其是你的腰只有66公分,这会让我沉迷67年,与其我爱你说68遍,还不如我爱你写满69页,反正我们还有70 年,这份工作麻烦让我拖个71个月,你的爱慕者一定不止72位,因为我是那第73位,但我要定下你74年,反正我会付时薪75元,就算要追你追76 个月,只要你能陪我过77情人节,花掉我78万我也心甘情愿.

　　看完我写下的79句真心话,我猜百分之80你会愿意当我的女朋友,因为你发现了我81处迷人的地方,还有82个你无法拒绝我牵你的手,就算你有 83个逃避的借口,我也会有84种留你的理由,好啦我加薪加到85,麻烦你陪我到86岁,就算你皱纹是以前的87倍,我爱你还是愿对你说88遍.

　　我们已经错过民国89年,90年也只剩不到几天,91年你还好意思不让我在你身边,对你诉说我对你那92句不变的依恋,我摘不下93万光年外的北极星, 但我愿买下94只你爱的胡椒猫,陪你去看95遍流星雨,也许我不能活到96岁,不能陪着你97年,但同样的一件事我会做98遍,在你生日那天送上 99朵紫玫瑰,做你心目中的,我想你会喜欢的!或者是这个100分的那

wah, so long~
kam tong~

Haha... ask you BF to write another one.. xD

NOT INTERESTED IN LOVE AT ALL!!! ^^

wow~
你很深情嘛~
一定有人爱的 =)
放心

SamuelTanSY wrote:Haha... ask you BF to write another one.. xD

Dun copy, copy ler no chen yi de..
I dowan~ xD

NinG<33 wrote:wow~
你很深情嘛~
一定有人爱的 =)
放心

SY didn't have people like...
Ehh... got got got! The form 1 one but now form 2 le... India lai d!! Haha XD

And SY like people more than people like him!!

haha, he said yesterday~
Who is dat Indian girl anyway?

xXMichiyoXx wrote:

NinG<33 wrote:wow~
你很深情嘛~
一定有人爱的 =)
放心

SY didn't have people like...
Ehh... got got got! The form 1 one but now form 2 le... India lai d!! Haha XD

And SY like people more than people like him!!

Wei ya~~~
Dont lar\... SO JAHAT!
HNG~

Sun Zie wrote:

SamuelTanSY wrote:Haha... ask you BF to write another one.. xD

Dun copy, copy ler no chen yi de..
I dowan~ xD

Haha~~~ Ya lor Ya lor~

wheee~
U hlp me ask him write another one larr~
haha.. xD

I dont who who lai pun..
xD~~

elleh~
I thought yr line veri long de..

Now short mar...
1month tok very long dy..
xD

lols. xD
then dat day u said very 'shan'..

SHAN?

啊, 好闪啊~

Haha... Say syok mia..

Aiya, got story de,
dat time NinG shan 1st,
den u shan, last Yu Zhang~

Dat time smthing happen,
then oni start shan de..

Ooh.... Still dont understand.

Something happen,
den NinG saw it,
then she start shan,
den u dunno wad happen also shan,
den Yu Zhang stim stim follow shan....

xXMichiyoXx wrote:NOT INTERESTED IN LOVE AT ALL!!! ^^

chia beng sure sad ==

Sun Zie wrote:haha, he said yesterday~
Who is dat Indian girl anyway?

This year Form 2 d!! U go check form 1 d picture... which got a girl india d!!

SamuelTanSY wrote:

xXMichiyoXx wrote:

NinG<33 wrote:wow~
你很深情嘛~
一定有人爱的 =)
放心

SY didn't have people like...
Ehh... got got got! The form 1 one but now form 2 le... India lai d!! Haha XD

And SY like people more than people like him!!

Wei ya~~~
Dont lar\... SO JAHAT!
HNG~

Yes?? Are u talking to me?? hehe XD

天生蠢才 wrote:

xXMichiyoXx wrote:NOT INTERESTED IN LOVE AT ALL!!! ^^

chia beng sure sad ==

Ehh... Who is chia beng anyway??
Do i know him/her??