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Post by xXMichiyoXx Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:42 am

超级搞笑,趣味小笑话12则!

1. 一位妇产科医生自己开业了,第一天回家后妻子问他:今天成绩如何?医生答到:不算太坏,虽然产妇和婴儿都没保住,但总算把婴儿的父亲救活了。

2. 拉面店柜台前,一位漂亮女孩正排队等候。到她时,拉面师傅问:你要粗的还是细的?女孩答:你拉什么我就吃什么。

3. 夜空一颗流星划过,我连忙许了心愿,希望你能变漂亮些,谁知刚许完心愿,流星"嗖"地返回来,对我说:大哥!诚心为难我是不是?!

4. 一位男士给一位靓女发短信如下:听说你的手机没有短信功能,所以发这条短信试验。如你收到,证实有短信功能并是我发的短信,请给我回复:我有了,是你的!

5. 一人拿着四把伞去修,他走到一家饭馆先去吃饭。饭后,他随手从墙上拿了一把伞。旁边一位女士对他说:“对不起,这把伞是我的。”过了两天,此人去取修好的伞,他在回来的路上又遇见了在饭馆里见过的女士,女士见他手里拿着四把伞,于是笑着对他说:“您今天运气不错。

6. 沙僧参加数学考试,监考老师盯着他脖子上的珠珠看了半天,冷笑道:嘿嘿!把算盘伪装成这样了,休想作弊,快摘下来.

7. 那天,我们家买的家具来了。我们一直习惯先让床啊、柜啊什么的从大到小的顺序,一个个搬进来,然后再搬沙发啊什么的。我们家住在三楼,看到楼下的几个师傅搞错了顺序先把沙发抬上来了,我急得在窗口上跟下面的师傅乱叫:师傅,先上床,先上床,咱别的不急……

8. 从前,有一个夫人请了一些道士为她的丈夫超度亡灵,做完法事后,一个道士钻进帐篷,非常虔诚的对夫人说,”我打算还俗,请你嫁给我吧”。然后,跪在地上求婚,夫人说:”太迟了,我已经答应了给我看病的郎中。”

9. 一日男友给远方的女友写信,为了证明自己有多么的爱她,便在信的后面画上了一个“心”,然后又在心上画了一支剑,意思是一剑串心,我真的很爱你,而后又画了一串心,是为了让其女友知道他又多么的爱她,又写上:瞧我有多爱你!不久他收到了女友的信,女友在信中问到:你那串羊肉串是什么意思?

10. 有一次,一条渡船过河时,船身突然撞上了礁石。河水不断地涌进舱里,旅客们惊慌失措。唯有一位先生没事似地坐着不动,并且讥笑众人大惊小怪。“用不着急嘛!关咱们什么事,”那人说,“莫管它漏水!船又不是咱们的。

11. 老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以做刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”“老师,”一个学生站起来答,“名字可以用来骂人。”

12. 一女子下夜班,一男子尾随图谋不轨。
  女子慎怕,路过坟地,灵机一动,对坟墓说:“爸爸,我回来了,开门啊。”
  男子大惧,哇哇大叫奔逃。
  女子心安,正要离开,忽然从坟墓中传来阴深深的声音:“闺女,你又忘了带?匙啊。”
  女子惊骇,也哇哇奔逃。
  这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说到:“靠,耽误我工作,吓死你们”
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Post by Sun Zie Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:44 am

lols. funny..
U think it yrself?
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Post by xXMichiyoXx Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:16 pm

umm!!~~ No la... i am not so clever yet! I find online d!!
If i have time, i will think write it too!! XD
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Post by Sun Zie Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:06 pm

oh, post it when u think larr~
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Post by SamuelTanSY Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:17 pm

She will think?
Hng....
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Post by Sun Zie Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:06 am

Aiya, u dun so sui lar...
Muz gv ppl chance to do things de ma..
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Post by SamuelTanSY Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:07 am

....
She shueyer then me...
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Post by Sun Zie Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:13 am

shueyer??
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Post by SamuelTanSY Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:14 am

Sui-er....
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Post by Sun Zie Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:22 am

ceh..

lols.

remember to put da (--) nxt time..
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Post by SamuelTanSY Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:23 am

Ok ok...
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Post by Sun Zie Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:26 am

=)
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Post by xXMichiyoXx Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:00 pm

TAN SHUEN YEW~!!!

If i write it out, what will u do??

You will die arh?? or..
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Post by 天生蠢才 Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:01 pm

o-O''
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Post by xXMichiyoXx Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:01 pm

Sun Zie wrote:Aiya, u dun so sui lar...
Muz gv ppl chance to do things de ma..

Ya lor!!! Agree with u, Sun Zie!!

SY, u didn't say me 1 day, u will die d ar??
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Post by xXMichiyoXx Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:02 pm

天生蠢才 wrote:o-O''

O-o'' ur head la...
I write about u and anne!! Haha XD
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Post by 天生蠢才 Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:13 pm

don't you dare..
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Post by xXMichiyoXx Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:01 pm

天生蠢才 wrote:don't you dare..

Sure i dare lar!!!
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Post by Sun Zie Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:35 pm

Which anne is dat ?
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Post by ☆永恒の幻想★祝 Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:14 pm

o.o...
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Post by Sun Zie Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:54 pm

Din ans me..
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